I hate technology jargon. Hateeeee!!! Don't get me wrong, I like gadgets and stuff - like I know what a PSP stands for and what TouchFlo is - but I seriously can't stand deeper technologial jargon. To me, they are like rocket science. Wait, it IS rocket science.

Today I was supposed to come up with a proposal for an IT client for work, so half of the time I was scratching my head wondering what some jargon means. Like for example: technological footprint! What the f*** is a technological footprint? The first thing that popped into my mind was this:

Stomp the yard!

I thought technological footprints are footprints left behind by Optimus Prime. But of course, I did not say that out loud to my boss cos he's gonna frigging rip my head off.

So anyway, technological footsteps are basically left overs of some technological stuff that you did not fully utilized. Like for example, you are using only 40GB of your 100GB hard disk space, and thus the remaining 60GB is a technological footstep. Or something like that

In simpler words, it means mechanical poop! And why can't they call it that? The term is more self-explanatory, don't you think?